Nationality:
Canadian Home Town: Calgary,
Canada Born: 1977
Started Faking: 2001 Number of Fakes: 500
Home Site:
None Place in the faking world: Retired
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THE
INTERVIEW
CelebFakirs.com: Why the
Faking Alias? Vincent: Affectionately named after Vincent Van Gogh, why? I
don't know, I can respect the man, he lived a life of excess.
CelebFakirs.com: How did you find out
celebrity faking existed? Vincent: Umm...I was searching for blueberry muffin recipes on
the internet like I always do when I am on the internet and I stumbled
upon nude celebrity fakes! Shocking! I don't know...how do you think I
found out about it?
CelebFakirs.com: What was the first fake
you ever saw and who faked it? Vincent: I think probably the first fakes I ever saw were of
Christina Applegate, at least that is what I remember. They used to be
all over the place. The first fakir names I can recall ever seeing were
probably that of Fredd38 and maybe Yovo.
CelebFakirs.com: What made you get into
faking? Vincent: It was a good way to learn a tool I needed to learn as
an artist (photoshop), and what better way to learn something
potentially difficult and frustrating with the aid of beautiful women
and nudity.
CelebFakirs.com: Who was the lucky celeb
who was first faked by yourself? Vincent: Hmm, I think the first fake I ever did was of Denise
Richards. If you want a copy you'll have to go to Scottss to get it
because I no longer have it. Maybe somebody else has it and is holding
it as some sort of weird blackmail material to point out how bad I was
when I first started out. I think if anyone would have it it would be
Fubar, he is strange that way.
CelebFakirs.com: When did you do you're
first fake? Vincent: I believe it was the month of May in 2001.
CelebFakirs.com: Who has been the biggest
influence in you're faking career to date? Vincent: My mom. But seriously I guess I would have to say the
biggest influences have been the following people: Vivi6, Sank, TFP, and
Fastu.
CelebFakirs.com: Who would you consider to
be the best fakir around at the moment? Vincent: Hmm, I don't know, I don't really look at the work of
the community these days. I guess there are of course some strong active
fakirs running around, the usual suspects, but you know faking just
never really excited me without bells and whistles, no matter how well
done the head paste was. I guess that's one of the major contributing
factors to me giving up. Of course I am being presumptuous, perhaps
there are some really clever/creative fakes being made at the moment and
I've simply missed out due to not checking.
CelebFakirs.com: Who would you consider to
be the best fakir of all time? Vincent: See above for my biggest influences.
CelebFakirs.com: What do you consider to be
you're best fake to date? Vincent: Heh, that's a really hard question, and it also depends
on my mood, etc. One thing that I can say that I was probably known for
is that I had a foot hold in every aspect of faking. I certainly never
limited myself to one style or way of working, so it's really hard to
narrow it down to one specific fake. There's no doubt though that I
really enjoyed the final few pieces I was doing before permanently
hanging up my celeb faking shoes, and at the risk of being obvious, this
is not my favorite, but definately one of my favorite fakes:
Shortly after this period of time, I finished one or two
more celeb fakes in the same strain and proceeded to move on to pure
photomanipulation sans celebrity head paste requirement. I think the non
celeb fakes in this vein were much better, but since this is a fakir
interview, they are kind of irrelevant I suppose..
CelebFakirs.com: What has been the
highlight of you're career so far? Vincent: Probably managing to quit. But while I was faking,
building the strip with Doc Fakenhouser and helping to reinvent the
community was a pretty big highlight. Learning and fine tunning my craft
as well as expanding my knowledge and skills with Photoshop is also a
big plus. Making a lot of good friends/peers/chat buddies along the way,
and subsequently watching many of them move on, dwindle away and slowly
dicipate. Also seeing a lot of the young fakirs that I was lending a
helping hand to flourish into some of the top current fakirs, and trying
(early on when I was active and interested) being one of the single
biggests aids to everyone and anyone who wanted help. Those were good
times for me. I also enjoyed all the attention, both positive and
negative. It always gave me a chuckle to go over to other fake boards
and see some random person I don't even know slandering or making fun of
me. It's neat to have notoriety within a community, in a sense, that is
a big part of the addiction.
CelebFakirs.com: Why the alter-ego choice? Vincent: I chose Kirk Douglas since he played Vincent Van Gogh in
Lust for Life.
CelebFakirs.com: If you could marry any
celeb who would it be? Vincent: Tom Cruise, I've always wanted to give birth in complete
silence.
CelebFakirs.com: And who would be you're
bit on the side? Vincent: The Dawson from Dawson's Creek, because that would
probably make Tom jealous due to his history with Katie Holmes, and then
he would send Xeenu down to collect intergalactic back taxes from the
Dawson and then put him in a volcano. CelebFakirs.com: Do you have funny
stories to tell us? Vincent: Oh I could tell you stories...I've probably involved
either directly or indirectly in some of the biggest dramas in the
faking community in the past 4 or 5 years...but to dredge them up now
and in an interview just seems...wrong.
CelebFakirs.com: Where do you see yourself
in 5, 10 years time? Vincent: Probably no where. I came to a realization about
celebrity faking. Fakes unfortunately have a pretty harsh shelf life
since celebrities tend to flash the pan on many an occasion. Eventually
I'll be just one more forgotten fakir in the sea of internet fakirs. I
stopped faking last year, and I'm pretty much already a forgotten fakir.
That's the sad thing about it, you can make an incredibly beautiful
fake; a gorgeous image, but after a week if you haven't made another
fake, it's forgotten, and you become irrelevant. There's nothing wrong
with that, I just realized that that wasn't for me. I was more
interested in investing a heap of time into an image instead of pumping
out loads of mediocrity every week. But faking is more of a fast food
mentality, and that's why faking is porn, not art. With art, you take
the time to take in and experience one image, with porn, you get as much
as possible, jerking off on one image to the next. That's exactly what
faking is. That's why I moved on to work that didn't involve
celebrities, that way the work isn't chained to popular culture context
that I have little to no interest in perpetuating. So in 2 years, I will
be totally forgotten except by maybe a few old stragglers, and withing 5
years, I will have never existed. That is the tragic fate of fakirs.
Don't get me wrong, it was great fun while it lasted, but I knew it was
time to move along and I think I made that choice at the ideal time. I
still keep in touch with the community, but that is as far as my
involvement ventures.
CelebFakirs.com: Where do you see the
faking world being in 5, 10 years time? Vincent: In 5 years, probably people cutting and pasting
celebrity heads to nude bodies with software that is overkill for what
they are using it for. In 10 years...see above.
CelebFakirs.com: Is there anything that you
would like to add? Vincent: Nothing that I can think of.
CelebFakirs.com: Finally.... Celebrity
fakes, art or porn? Vincent: prOn. Although if anyone ever made people in the fake
community question whether or not faking could be art, I'll just say
that I was always used as the oposition's example for debate.