Nationality:
British Home Town: London, England (UK) Born: 1972
Started Faking: 2005 Number of Fakes: 60+
Home Site:New Fake City Place in the faking world: Admin at
New Fake City
LOGO
NONE
ACHIEVEMENTS
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Admin at NFC
-- Won one GFC
-- On the winning team of the last
two KNFC comps
THE
INTERVIEW
CelebFakirs.com: Why the Faking Alias?
Anonymity and a chance to be Silent Bob - I was at filmschool when
clerks first came out
CelebFakirs.com: How did you find out celebrity
faking existed?
The net. Many years ago, I stumbled on a few primitive sites with mostly
crappy piccies. Then i found some good ones and hunted to find as much
free stuff as i could. I did use newsgroups briefly but was put off by
the lack of organisation and quality - it was a huge mess. I kinda took
a back seat for quite a while, aside from the odd freebie i could find,
only finding the strip just at it closed down last year.
CelebFakirs.com: What was the first fake you ever
saw and who faked it?
The one i remember was by Trillian, a pic of gwnyth paltrow lying on a
bed naked . I thought/hoped it was real for the longest time. I remember
Fredd's stuff being amongst the first to impress also.
CelebFakirs.com: What made you get into faking?
The horn factor. Naked celeb flesh takes some beating. That was purely
to collect and fantasize to of course. Making them was a different
story. Having made many many short films at a vast expense and even some
moderate success, the frustration of not being able to make more, mainly
due to lack of funding opportunites in britain led me up a dead end.
Having a go at making fakes came at a time when that was at a zenith and
professionally my work had dried up - It was a craving to flex my
creative muscles with something different, very cheap and of course
pervy. I hadnt drawn or painted traditionally for many years, mainly
because i went into the digital editing world - and this was a way of
combining both - i was astonished at the power and possibilities of
photoshop.
CelebFakirs.com: Who was the lucky celeb who was
first faked by yourself?
For some bizarre reason i started with the near impossible-to-do-well -
a combo of friends sweetheart Jen A and hot newcomer (at the time) L
Lohan
CelebFakirs.com: When did you do
you're first fake?
I made it around June last year (2005)
CelebFakirs.com: Who has been the biggest
influence in you're faking career to date?
oooh thats a dooozy, tough question. I would say New Fake City. It is
the first forum ive ever been involved in, and as a community i was so
surprised and blown away.
Lots of people have influenced me, from advising, to encouraging to
being breathtakingly inspiring. Overall to name one person, i would say
DocHeinz, because i think when i started last summer, i learned the most
about techniques and photoshop from him.
I know i wouldn't have given faking much of my time though without folk
like bladey, owl, proto, holden, hypo and the many cool peeps of nfc in
general egging me on. Its a great place to learn.
CelebFakirs.com: Who would you consider to be the
best fakir around at the moment?
Proto
CelebFakirs.com: Who would you consider to be the
best fakir of all time?
see above
CelebFakirs.com: And for the future, do you see
any fresh faces that you think will go on to be the best one day?
I sure hope so. I think places like NFC are attracting more and more
people to the delights of both a community and naked celeb flesh. With
the right tutors and enough time and motivation, i think lots of people
have the potential to be world class.
CelebFakirs.com: What do you consider to be you're
best fake to date?
hmm another tricky one. The one im most proud of would be this, but it
isnt by far the most erotic one ive made.
CelebFakirs.com: What has been the highlight of you're career so far?
gosh. erm. biggest ego trip was winning the MVP in the second kings
comp. That was a 'dance around the room with your shirt over your head'
moment. Personally though, the highlight has been getting to know so
many amazing talents. And Hypo.
CelebFakirs.com: Why the alter-ego choice?
He's cool, he's silent, he loves star wars and he makes films. Nuff
said?
CelebFakirs.com: If you could marry any celeb who
would it be?
well Natalie P had her chance back in 96.. now shes too late!
CelebFakirs.com: And who would be you're bit on
the side?
Jennifer Aniston still has a soft spot in my heart. Thats what growing
up with Friends does for ya. Not that kids today would understand that.
Having said that, any lady with beauty, talent and brains would still
catch my eye. Ok, scrap the brains bit. And the talent bit. Im not
fussy.
CelebFakirs.com: Do you have funny stories to tell
us?
How about the fact i shared a dooby with GL at a certain wrap party?
CelebFakirs.com: Where do you see yourself in 5,
10 years time?
Secure, happy and with a family i love. As for faking... who knows.
CelebFakirs.com: Where do you see the faking world
being in 5, 10 years time?
Video stuff i imagine may take off. Its even concievable that faking
will enter the mainstream and one day be popular and even desired by the
rich and famous. What? Hey, im an optimist...
CelebFakirs.com: Finally.... Celebrity fakes, art
or porn?
ooh.. it can be both. Nude paintings or life drawings are not considered
porn, but slapping a celebs head on it has always thrown it into the
wank arena and thats still where the vast majority of it lies. Most
definately arty porn.