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BAALS PROPHET_

 See Also: A-Z of Fakirs for other interviews

THE INTERVIEW
 

CelebFakirs.com: Why the Faking Alias?
Baal's Prophet: A few years back when i had a 'proper job' in an office, i used to always drink during my lunch breaks (to a point where they threatened me with the sack), and after a few drinks i have a tendancy to spout religeous or political bollocks.
It was during a rather loud semi-serious speach about how Christianity has oppressed my people (im a celtic pagan) that one of my mates decides to take the piss by shouting "all hail bael's prophet!" (Bael/bel/bile being the father god of the Tuatha de dannan).
A while later i took it on as an MSN username, and it stuck.


CelebFakirs.com: How did you find out celebrity faking existed?
Baal's Prophet: I look at porn... the internet is a big place... the inevitable happened, and i stumbled across a few sites.
Ive also found out that midget porn, Vomit bukkake, Vore hentai, scat, Furries, and double anal fisting exist, but only faking has that interactivity that drew me in.


CelebFakirs.com: What was the first fake you ever saw and who faked it?
Baal's Prophet: Tricky question, seings i have a very poor memory... too many halucenagens i think... its scrambled my brain... what was the question again?...oh, right.... im going to say TFP, even though it probably wasnt, but he's been in the game so long that one of his was probably in the first 10.

CelebFakirs.com: What made you get into faking?
Baal's Prophet: Boredom.
At the time i was unemployed, and just got broadband, so i had a lot of time on my hands, and a uncapped internet connection.
I decided to track down a forum i found the year before (F@$2's Laundr-o-mat) and get a new hobby.

CelebFakirs.com: Who was the lucky celeb who was first faked by yourself?
Baal's Prophet: first ever was Sandra Bullock... which i dont have
First released into the wild was Jessica Alba.... which i also dont have... and probably neither has anyone else, it was shit.


CelebFakirs.com: Who has been the biggest influence in you're faking career to date?
Baal's Prophet: Max the hitman. A speed-fakir of the highest order, able to knock out a half decent image in under 20 minutes. Also the guy who taught me that its all about the entertainment value, not the boobies. He's the one to blame for me doing things like faking the pope and mother theresa.

CelebFakirs.com: Who would you consider to be the best fakir around at the moment?
Baal's Prophet: For quality, i'd have to say TFP.... and i hate myself for saying that, and Teef is going to bringing that up whenever i get in an argument with him.


CelebFakirs.com: Who would you consider to be the best fakir of all time?
Baal's Prophet: Doc fakenhauser, mainly because of the movies. Fastu's are just as good, but Doc's have a little je ne se qua.

CelebFakirs.com: And for the future, do you see any fresh faces that you think will go on to be the best one day?
Baal's Prophet: Decker seems to be pretty good... is he still considered a fresh face?
And is that young whippersnapper DrHeinz1 still in the game?


CelebFakirs.com: What do you consider to be you're best fake to date?
Baal's Prophet: in reverse order of greatness, my favourite all time works are
3. Catherine zeta and micheal on holiday (joint work with Fubar)
2. amy lee "every goth's favourite colour is black"
1. Fairuza Balk (in a blue shirt, with the arm and hip tatoo added)
Unfortunatly, all have been lost due to system wipes and loss of my old imageevent account.... if anyone has copies, PM them to me at NFC or Phoenixfakes!


CelebFakirs.com: What has been the highlight of you're career so far?
Baal's Prophet: Founding the Underworld.
Oh... and stealing TFP's knickers... he still doesnt know where that pair went.

CelebFakirs.com: Why the alter-ego choice?
Baal's Prophet: Brando, possibly the greatest actor of the century.
It was a toss-up between him, and donald sutherland, and Brando won.
Some people say i have a slight resemblance to a young brando from certain angles too... complete bollocks of course... im much better looking.

CelebFakirs.com: If you could marry any celeb who would it be?
Baal's Prophet: Bill Gates, but it would only be for the money.
Yes, i am shallow.

CelebFakirs.com: And who would be you're bit on the side?
Baal's Prophet: And cheat on my loving husband? no way! he might cut off my credit cards!

CelebFakirs.com: Do you have funny stories to tell us?
Baal's Prophet: I had a mate who put LSD on a Doughnut in a gas station store once... that was pretty funny.

CelebFakirs.com: Where do you see yourself in 5, 10 years time?
Baal's Prophet: Still dropping around the boards occasionaly, throwing the occasional insult, or demanding a global police state.
oh, and i'll be rich and in a loveless marraige with Bill gates.

CelebFakirs.com: Where do you see the faking world being in 5, 10 years time?
Baal's Prophet: Still being threatened by people claiming copyright infringement and slander. Hopefully the quality will be better too. At the moment, the top end of the community are better than a lot of proffesional image and video editors, in the future maybe the mid range will be better aswell.

CelebFakirs.com: Is there anything that you would like to add?
Baal's Prophet: yes.... Cockmonkey! its a great word. Join in, everyone, shout it out proudly! COCKMONKEY!

CelebFakirs.com: Finally.... Celebrity fakes, art or porn?
Baal's Prophet: Entertainment. But then Porn is entertainment too.
maybe its a mixture of art and porno... 'Part'...'Artno'...